today someone said i looked like a mermaid
for nikaalexandra's magic persona week!!! my powers include sleeping, procrastinating, and eating too much.
jk. but actually. I am the sun! and moon. and stars. basically the center of the entire universe. you can decide what sort of power that entails.
CRIES AT THE CUTE
she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready
who is this person
is no one going to talk about how bo burnham guest starred on parks and rec as a 17 year old country singer
for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
bless kim possible
and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”
there is a strong correlation between the amount of people who’ve tried to tickle me, and the amount of people who’ve died
Millions of people try to tickle Nika every year and find their fleeting mortality ripped from them to provide her more servants in her kingdom of Hell
the true skeleton army
today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD